Wednesday, February 20, 2008
I am going to put out a new drink for health-conscious Americans. I will call it "TASTEE BROWN WATER". It will really just be cola, but I will market it as "an aqueous beverage with a proprietary blend of natural energy boosters". The natural energy boosters will be caffeine and sugar, but with appropriately placed brown H2O molecules on the can, I think it will sell.
Posted by Boris at 2:16 PM